I don’t actually know why these things exist.

An actual statement in the ballot handbook from a candidate for Senate (name redacted by me):

“Rescue America! Rescue America!! Rescue America!!! Californian! Let us together rescue America from turning into a third world country. Enough is enough of American deep suffering. People in Washington has collapsed this country. Therefore, electing [redacted], as your next United States senator representing the golden state of California 2016 is the answer in order for our country to be reclaimed back.”

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